GLOGIRLY: 15 Week Countdown – Week 8: Waffles Tries Out His Pickup Strains

Welcome to Week 8 of our 15 week countdown to retirement! (Simply click on over to HERE when you missed the massive announcement.)

At this time’s submit is from 2016, again once we lived in our Minneapolis townhouse, Katie and Waffles would usually hop up onto the  bar stools overlooking the kitchen, and extra importantly, the meals prep space. However by no means till at the present time had they BOTH sat on the counter, aspect by aspect. With breakfast of their sights, they put adie their common “sophisticated” relationship and Glogirly snapped away at as many pictures as she might get. That is the story behind the pictures…however what she imagined them saying to 1 one other paints a far funnier dialog.  

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, you come right here usually? 

KATIE:  Severely? You are going to use that line on me?

WAFFLES:  Okay. How about this – can I get your digits so we are able to FaceTime? 

KATIE:  Waffles, you are already in my face ALL the time. The very last thing I must do is FaceTime you. And mitts off my digits.

WAFFLES:  Snapchat?

KATIE:  Waffles…

WAFFLES:  Man, selecting up chicks is difficult.

KATIE:  Waffles, you have received a lot to study woman cats.

WAFFLES: So what am I imagined to say? 

KATIE: Effectively, you need to say good issues. Praise her. Inform her you want her fur… 

WAFFLES:  Okay. I like your fur.

KATIE:  Waffles, it’s essential romance it. “I really like your furs… how do you retain them so silky-soft?” 

WAFFLES:  Thanks, Boss. I lick them on a regular basis. 

KATIE:  No Waffles, you are imagined to ask ME how I hold MY fur so mushy. 

WAFFLES:  However I already know. You lick yours like elebenty billion occasions a day. That is why you cough up all these nasty hairballs that Glogirly steps in and–

KATIE: Waffles… IF you wish to impress the women, do NOT convey up hairballs. Okay, let’s do that once more. Simply say, “Howdy, my identify is Waffles. What’s your identify?”

WAFFLES:  Obtained it. HELLO, MY NAME IS WAFFLES! 

KATIE:  Take it down a notch, Waffles. A little bit decrease.

WAFFLES:  *low voice* Howdy, my identify is Waffles.”